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Homepage: Assamite
• "The Assamite are foolish scum
  Who live for tooth and knife
  If you spot one, you should run
  Or be caught in their strife"
  -Discord
• "honour bound by ancient teachings to take care of the feeble minded which (to them) we are. use this to the hilt(just look out for the ones that think euthanasia is the best cure for what ails ya)"
  -the fiend
• "They let the Tremere run rampant over them. Single-minded as they are, one had to know they wouldn't put up a good show, after all two minds are better than one. Which is what puts Us where We are."
  -TopCat
• "Assmuntshes of the first degree... too damn fast... Assmites."
  -Dyer
• "Assamite antitribu are much the same
  As unto their Cam-loving brothers
  For the Black Hand they are to blame
  A bunch of shadowless mothers"
  -Discord

Brujah Web Page
• "The Brujah are a silly lot
  All pomp and ruffled feathers
  Sabbat or Cam, it matters not
  Uptight in their black leathers"
  -Discord
• "violent and they like to be that way. their idea of violence branches out into many varied ways of expresion. that is hitting and shooting.make tto express themselves. make sure you're not there when they do."
  -the fiend
• "Live in the past and you're doomed to repeat it. The only thing Brujah are really good for is adding to the Anarch population."
  -TopCat
• "Not bad, if a bit hostile."
  -Dyer
• "The Brujah are so damn cute, aren't they? Do they come with batteries?"
  -Pop Goes the Weasel
• "The Brujah are a race of gentle scholars who want to live in peace with the kine. That's why they're uncontrollably violent. Right? Someone's made a mistake somewhere."
  -Pop Goes the Weasel
• "Brujahahahahaha: Anarchs, Rebels, Bullies. Just don't get in their way."
  -tiNa

Caitiff Web Page
• "Although Caitiff are not a clan
  And do not gather close
  Occasionally one will have a plan
  Worth watching, til it blows"
  -Discord
• "just give them general heck. they love you. really. convince them that it's a cult and they should join."
  -the fiend
• "Treat them any darn way you please."
  -tiNa
• "Caitiff can be a great aid in any endeavor. Treat them with respect, as they often deserve more than they receive."
  -Erehwon

Daughters of Cacophony
• "The Daughters of Cacophony
  Bear to us much resemblance
  Who is their founder absentee?
  Who lent to them their semblance?"
  -Discord
• "play accompanyment. with a kazzoo or by gargling (no glasses around these puppies.)"
  -the fiend
• "I think there was a Malkav in the woodshed when the Daughters were conceived..."
  -TopCat
• "The Daughters of Cacophony are my favorite bloodline. Their voices are beautiful and true, and we're some of the privileged few who get to listen."
  -Erehwon

There are Gangrel web pages, but none of them are any good yet.
• "The Gangrel are disliked by some
  But without doubt have a use
  Until to frenzy they succumb
  With Garou and Rom, troubles defuse"
  -Discord
• "they complain when we growl? steroid taking, vicious, and naturists. not the greenpeace with pms that the werewolves are but come close."
  -the fiend
• "OOH! Fluffy and growly, dontcha just wanna squish 'em?"
  -TopCat
• "Tree hugging Dirt Mongers... should join Greenpease so they kan drown trying to stop some whalers..."
  -Dyer
• "Puppies: Hippies gone wilderness-crazy. Treat them nicely, unless you don't like that particular Puppy, in which case be nasty to them."
  -tiNa
• "The Gangrel of Sabbat loyalty
  Think they're different sects
  So busy saying "They're not like me"
  That the true war they neglect
  -Discord

There is no Giovanni Web Page
• "Giovanni are like Ventrue light
  Save for their trade with ghosts
  But watch them as they grow in might
  Not all their claims are boasts"
  -Discord
• "They're nuts. Digging around in graveyards and playing with the bodies. We don't even do that. Much."
  -TopCat
• "The Giovanni worry me sometimes. Nobody worries about them, yet they're all organized, and after the same goal. Even worse, no one knows just what that goal is. Somewhat like the Tremere, save that people trust them."
  -Erehwon

There is no Lasombra web page.
• "Lasombra are snobs, Tzimisce as well
  They battle for supremacy
  Like Lucifer, the king of Hell
  They can have it, for all of me"
  -Discord
• "ventrue with attiude and without the sense of humour. they don't care that much about money either."
  -the fiend
• "More scary than the Baali, 'cause they've got some brain in the mix. But unfortunately for them, it's a little brain. And does that little brain just LUST to be pranked upon. Put one of 'em in a funhouse full of mirrors once..."
  -TopCat
• "Don't kare for them, but Obtenebration is kool."
  -Dyer
• "If its worth doing, its worth doing right. If it involves a Lasombra and it's *still* worth doing, its worth doing with a flamethrower."
  -Pop Goes the Weasel
• "Lassies (or Lads...:o) : Creepy."
  -tiNa

If you can't find a Malkavian Web Page, you need help.
• "We!"
  -TopCat
• "really go to town. if they can't take a joke then you have the wrong clan."
  -the fiend
• "Too unprediktable for my tastes... oh... n'er mind."
  -Dyer
• "It takes two to tango. Unless you're a Malkvian, in which case it takes eleven tablets of LSD to even get close."
  -The Light Fantastic
• "Malkies: Us. Apply the Golden Rule here."
  -tiNa
• "Our brethren on the Sabbat side
  Have lost site of what they are
  Do not be quick to be snide
  From that fate, we are not so far"
  -Discord
• "The Malkavian antitribu deny what makes them strong. We are one clan, however much they may try to deny it."
  -Erehwon
• "Being a Malkavian means never having to say sorry. Or wipe your feet, or attempt coherency. That's why the world would run so much simpler if we shipped them all off for military training. Well, it wouldn't really, but I'd love to see an army run by kooks."
  -Yelyana, Ventrue
• "Malkavians exist to remind we Ventrue that unlife can indeed get worse."
  -Yelyana, Ventrue

Nosferatu Web Page
• "Nosferatu are not pretty
  And they're not the chummy sort
  But information of the city
  Is a quite useful forte"
  -Discord
• "ugly guys. react like it makes no difference or like they cut themselves in the mirror shaving. we can do that with them... if one of the other clans tried it it'd be seen as a bald faced lie, but with us it's cute and amusing. leave fragrent pine trees everywqhere you know they are......"
  -the fiend
• "Blech. Stinky 'n ugly 'n about as clued in as any of the other clans could ever hope to be. Except us. And we smell much better, not to mention looks. Who got the better deal, eh?"
  -TopCat
• "Nise guys... But they know far less then they think."
  -Dyer
• "Nossies: Ugly. Treat them nicely if you want info, however you feel if you don't."
  -tiNa
• "It's amusing how most kindred believe the Nosferatu know more than we do. They're just easier to understand."
  -Erehwon
• "Nosferatu antitribu barely differ from
  Their brethren who are not Sabbat
  But unlike the Camarilla ones
  Their paths are honest -- somewhat"
  -Discord

Ravnos Web Page
• "The Ravnos are somewhat enigmatic
  True Rom not of the blood
  They're actually rather charismatic
  And their pranks are rarely duds"
  -Discord
• "well i'm a bit biased here but these guys are fun. for a real good time make a bet(they can never refuse a bet) that you can play a better joke on someone over a month than he can. even if he wins it'll be worth it to see the results."
  -the fiend
• "Paupers to our princely pranking practices."
  -TopCat
• "They are fun peoples..."
  -Dyer
• "Ravnos antitribu, as well
  Are mostly like their cousins
  Pranks they play, stories they tell
  And fool folks by the dozen"
  -Discord

There is no Salubri web page that does them justice.
• "Some say Salubri are a myth
  Some say they're just a lie
  Let me correct those folks forthwith
  There's power in that eye."
  -Discord
• "when they're talk starts to bring you down just tell them there's a local tremere coming this way and run. then tell the tremere.(nothing like a few boons with your enemy.)"
  -the fiend
• "Three eyes let them see more! It's not fair I tell ya. Tremere fear them more than they fear Us. Not like We'd hurt anyone, would We?"
  -TopCat
• "uh... sure... good inkarnate."
  -Dyer

There is no Samedi web page. Poor guys. They have all the hard luck.
• "The Samedi are disgusting, true
  Sick of both mind and body
  Don't scorn them yet, I beg of you
  Thanatosis isn't shoddy"
  -Discord
• "you've seen army of darkness right? just keep trying to make them say sally forth and watch the fun."
  -the fiend
• "They look and act like the nasty offspring of a Nosferatu and a Giovanni."
  -TopCat

Children of the Endless Night
• "The Setites are another group
  For which I see no need
  I used one once for a dupe
  And then his neck did bleed"
  -Discord
• "Snakes. Yech."
  -TopCat

Toreador Web Page
• "Toreador are useless
  And often rather rank
  For them there's no excuses
  But they're quite fun to prank"
  -Discord
• "think that art is life and unlife. really should be introduced to cenobites. need to learn that art is for arts sake, just like music is for musics sake, life is for lifes sake and pranks are for pranks safe. make them realise that they need big guns and watch them go down hill from there."
  -the fiend
• "They're one of Us and they don't even know it."
  -TopCat
• "Artsie-Fartsie-Fags... but tolerable..."
  -Dyer
• "The Toreador come in three forms. Artist, poseur, and critic. If you're an artist, you know how to create. If you're a poseur, you know how to pretend to create. If you're a critic, you're a poseur who's worked out how to write."
  -The Light Fantastic
• "Toreadors? Aren't they those goons with the bulls?"
  -Hans
• "Torries: Artists or whiners or both. Treat them with respect or extreme distaste."
  -tiNa
• "Toreador, the truly artistic ones in any case, are closer to us than either of our clans usually admit."
  -Erehwon
• "The anti-Toreador are near
  To something I can stand
  But I must say to you beware
  If they're holding a knife or a brand"
  -Discord

The Tremere Virtual Chantry
• "Clan Tremere think they're smart
  And the world they'd love to rule
  But like the Toreador with their art
  Each one of them, a fool"
  -Discord
• "and let's throw in giovanni here for good measure... those who dabble in things man was not meant to know. ok so they're not mankind anymore but the outer shell is still damageable. show them what they're really not meant to know if you get the chance (ie they don't kill you on the spot for painting their chantry purple or invading a newsgroup)"
  -the fiend
• "Spooky wizards bent on leading a group they really know little about. We let them play their games, then show them how silly they look in doing so. They haven't seemed to have gotten the joke yet."
  -TopCat
• "We already know our opinion of them..."
  -Dyer
• "Tremmies: Jerks, weirdos, meanies, mage wannabes any insult you can think up with would probably fit them.. including liar. Treat them either nastily or with feigned fear."
  -tiNa
• "I'm never certain what to think of the Tremere. One minute, I think the only difference between our clans is that they have magic and we hide better. The next, I wonder just why it is that only Tremere can see this supposed 'mark' on their antitribu bretheren..."
  -Erehwon
• "Tremere antitribu, there's a joke
  Who can tell the difference?
  Let their plans go up in smoke
  To them, I plead indifference"
  -Discord

There are no Tzimisce web pages of note.
• "Lasombra are snobs, Tzimisce as well
  They battle for supremacy
  Like Lucifer, the king of Hell
  They can have it, for all of me"
  -Discord
• "evil. rotten to the core.(literatly) they like to inflict pain that isn't fun. also should be introduced to cenobites except for the fact that they'd probably get along. lethal pranks are best cause they can't get back at you then."
  -the fiend
• "Blah! Blah! Blah! I vant to suck your blud! Silly little Bela Lugosi wannabe's, parading their vampiness for all to see and worship."
  -TopCat
• "I have to be able to spell it before I kan form an opinion."
  -Dyer
• "Tzimisce are cooler than most. The others are amusing and annoying."
  -Nighteyes

Ventrue Web Page or The Ventrue Boardroom.
• "The Ventrue in the boardrooms ply
  Their wily business sense
  To say I liked them would be a lie
  Not even worth two pence"
  -Discord
• "think they can manipulate anybody just because it's their job. prime for pranking but ultimatly good sprots about it (unless you take money)"
  -the fiend
• "The Camarilla equivalent to Beverly Hills 90210..."
  -TopCat
• "I would give them a septer, but they wouldn't know where to stik it."
  -Dyer
• "I loooove those Ventrue. They put you in a cell for the rest of your life and then worry if the wall paper's too depressing."
  -The Light Fantastic
• "At least I don't have to lie down on the tram tracks at 1:32 in the morning wearing an 'I Love New York' t-shirt and a set of crazy glasses to satisfy my feeding restriction."
  -The Light Fantastic
• "The Prince is probably a Ventrue, Lawyers, business people etc etc etc. Treat them politely unless you are an anarch in which case, however you feel necessary."
  -tiNa
• "Ventrue antitribu caught my eye by how
  Different from their brothers they seem
  But their masters will not allow
  Them to pursue all their big dream"
  -Discord

Other Clans
• "The other clans unspoken of
  Are rumors, shadows and smoke
  But then, when push comes to shove
  Really, it's all just a joke"
  -Discord
• "Baali: Ooh, scary! They want all the nightmares to be real when they already are. Blind as bats they are to what already runs rampant through reality. Open their eyes and they cry like kittens. Although, it is so hard to get the eyes to close up again after slashing them."
  -TopCat