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- "The Assamite are foolish scum
Who live for tooth and knife
If you spot one, you should run
Or be caught in their strife"
-Discord
- "honour bound by ancient teachings to take care of the feeble
minded which (to them) we are. use this to the hilt(just look out for the
ones that think euthanasia is the best cure for what ails ya)"
-the fiend
- "They let the Tremere run rampant over them. Single-minded as
they are, one had to know they wouldn't put up a good show, after all two
minds are better than one. Which is what puts Us where We are."
-TopCat
- "Assmuntshes of the first degree... too damn fast... Assmites."
-Dyer
- "Assamite antitribu are much the same
As unto their Cam-loving brothers
For the Black Hand they are to blame
A bunch of shadowless mothers"
-Discord
Brujah Web Page
- "The Brujah are a silly lot
All pomp and ruffled feathers
Sabbat or Cam, it matters not
Uptight in their black leathers"
-Discord
- "violent and they like to be that way. their idea of violence
branches out into many varied ways of expresion. that is hitting and
shooting.make tto express themselves. make sure you're not there when
they do."
-the fiend
- "Live in the past and you're doomed to repeat it. The only thing
Brujah are really good for is adding to the Anarch population."
-TopCat
- "Not bad, if a bit hostile."
-Dyer
- "The Brujah are so damn cute, aren't they? Do they come with
batteries?"
-Pop Goes the Weasel
- "The Brujah are a race of gentle scholars who want to live in peace
with the kine. That's why they're uncontrollably violent. Right?
Someone's made a mistake somewhere."
-Pop Goes the Weasel
- "Brujahahahahaha: Anarchs, Rebels, Bullies. Just don't get in their
way."
-tiNa
Caitiff Web Page
- "Although Caitiff are not a clan
And do not gather close
Occasionally one will have a plan
Worth watching, til it blows"
-Discord
- "just give them general heck. they love you. really. convince them
that it's a cult and they should join."
-the fiend
- "Treat them any darn way you please."
-tiNa
- "Caitiff can be a great aid in any endeavor. Treat them with
respect, as they often deserve more than they receive."
-Erehwon
Daughters of Cacophony
- "The Daughters of Cacophony
Bear to us much resemblance
Who is their founder absentee?
Who lent to them their semblance?"
-Discord
- "play accompanyment. with a kazzoo or by gargling (no glasses around
these puppies.)"
-the fiend
- "I think there was a Malkav in the woodshed when the Daughters were
conceived..."
-TopCat
- "The Daughters of Cacophony are my favorite bloodline. Their voices
are beautiful and true, and we're some of the privileged few who get to
listen."
-Erehwon
There are Gangrel web pages, but none of them are any good yet.
- "The Gangrel are disliked by some
But without doubt have a use
Until to frenzy they succumb
With Garou and Rom, troubles defuse"
-Discord
- "they complain when we growl? steroid taking, vicious, and
naturists. not the greenpeace with pms that the werewolves are but come
close."
-the fiend
- "OOH! Fluffy and growly, dontcha just wanna squish 'em?"
-TopCat
- "Tree hugging Dirt Mongers... should join Greenpease so they kan
drown trying to stop some whalers..."
-Dyer
- "Puppies: Hippies gone wilderness-crazy. Treat them nicely, unless you
don't like that particular Puppy, in which case be nasty to them."
-tiNa
- "The Gangrel of Sabbat loyalty
Think they're different sects
So busy saying "They're not like me"
That the true war they neglect
-Discord
There is no Giovanni Web Page
- "Giovanni are like Ventrue light
Save for their trade with ghosts
But watch them as they grow in might
Not all their claims are boasts"
-Discord
- "They're nuts. Digging around in graveyards and playing with the
bodies. We don't even do that. Much."
-TopCat
- "The Giovanni worry me sometimes. Nobody worries about them, yet
they're all organized, and after the same goal. Even worse, no one knows
just what that goal is. Somewhat like the Tremere, save that people trust
them."
-Erehwon
There is no Lasombra web page.
- "Lasombra are snobs, Tzimisce as well
They battle for supremacy
Like Lucifer, the king of Hell
They can have it, for all of me"
-Discord
- "ventrue with attiude and without the sense of humour. they
don't care that much about money either."
-the fiend
- "More scary than the Baali, 'cause they've got some brain in the
mix. But unfortunately for them, it's a little brain. And does that little
brain just LUST to be pranked upon. Put one of 'em in a funhouse full of
mirrors once..."
-TopCat
- "Don't kare for them, but Obtenebration is kool."
-Dyer
- "If its worth doing, its worth doing right. If it involves a
Lasombra and it's *still* worth doing, its worth doing with a
flamethrower."
-Pop Goes the Weasel
- "Lassies (or Lads...:o) : Creepy."
-tiNa
If you can't find a Malkavian Web Page, you need help.
- "We!"
-TopCat
- "really go to town. if they can't take a joke then you have
the wrong clan."
-the fiend
- "Too unprediktable for my tastes... oh... n'er mind."
-Dyer
- "It takes two to tango. Unless you're a Malkvian, in which case it
takes eleven tablets of LSD to even get close."
-The Light Fantastic
- "Malkies: Us. Apply the Golden Rule here."
-tiNa
- "Our brethren on the Sabbat side
Have lost site of what they are
Do not be quick to be snide
From that fate, we are not so far"
-Discord
- "The Malkavian antitribu deny what makes them strong. We are one
clan, however much they may try to deny it."
-Erehwon
- "Being a Malkavian means never having to say sorry. Or wipe your
feet, or attempt coherency. That's why the world would run so much
simpler if we shipped them all off for military training. Well, it
wouldn't really, but I'd love to see an army run by kooks."
-Yelyana, Ventrue
- "Malkavians exist to remind we Ventrue that unlife can indeed get
worse."
-Yelyana, Ventrue
Nosferatu Web
Page
- "Nosferatu are not pretty
And they're not the chummy sort
But information of the city
Is a quite useful forte"
-Discord
- "ugly guys. react like it makes no difference or like they cut
themselves in the mirror shaving. we can do that with them... if one of
the other clans tried it it'd be seen as a bald faced lie, but with us
it's cute and amusing. leave fragrent pine trees everywqhere you know
they are......"
-the fiend
- "Blech. Stinky 'n ugly 'n about as clued in as any of the other
clans could ever hope to be. Except us. And we smell much better, not to
mention looks. Who got the better deal, eh?"
-TopCat
- "Nise guys... But they know far less then they think."
-Dyer
- "Nossies: Ugly. Treat them nicely if you want info, however you
feel if you don't."
-tiNa
- "It's amusing how most kindred believe the Nosferatu know more than we
do. They're just easier to understand."
-Erehwon
- "Nosferatu antitribu barely differ from
Their brethren who are not Sabbat
But unlike the Camarilla ones
Their paths are honest -- somewhat"
-Discord
Ravnos Web
Page
- "The Ravnos are somewhat enigmatic
True Rom not of the blood
They're actually rather charismatic
And their pranks are rarely duds"
-Discord
- "well i'm a bit biased here but these guys are fun. for a real
good time make a bet(they can never refuse a bet) that you can play a
better joke on someone over a month than he can. even if he wins it'll be
worth it to see the results."
-the fiend
- "Paupers to our princely pranking practices."
-TopCat
- "They are fun peoples..."
-Dyer
- "Ravnos antitribu, as well
Are mostly like their cousins
Pranks they play, stories they tell
And fool folks by the dozen"
-Discord
There is no Salubri web page that does them justice.
- "Some say Salubri are a myth
Some say they're just a lie
Let me correct those folks forthwith
There's power in that eye."
-Discord
- "when they're talk starts to bring you down just tell them there's a
local tremere coming this way and run. then tell the tremere.(nothing
like a few boons with your enemy.)"
-the fiend
- "Three eyes let them see more! It's not fair I tell ya. Tremere
fear them more than they fear Us. Not like We'd hurt anyone, would We?"
-TopCat
- "uh... sure... good inkarnate."
-Dyer
There is no Samedi web page. Poor guys. They have all the hard luck.
- "The Samedi are disgusting, true
Sick of both mind and body
Don't scorn them yet, I beg of you
Thanatosis isn't shoddy"
-Discord
- "you've seen army of darkness right? just keep trying to make them
say sally forth and watch the fun."
-the fiend
- "They look and act like the nasty offspring of a Nosferatu and a
Giovanni."
-TopCat
Children of the
Endless Night
- "The Setites are another group
For which I see no need
I used one once for a dupe
And then his neck did bleed"
-Discord
- "Snakes. Yech."
-TopCat
Toreador
Web Page
- "Toreador are useless
And often rather rank
For them there's no excuses
But they're quite fun to prank"
-Discord
- "think that art is life and unlife. really should be introduced
to cenobites. need to learn that art is for arts sake, just like music is
for musics sake, life is for lifes sake and pranks are for pranks safe.
make them realise that they need big guns and watch them go down hill
from there."
-the fiend
- "They're one of Us and they don't even know it."
-TopCat
- "Artsie-Fartsie-Fags... but tolerable..."
-Dyer
- "The Toreador come in three forms. Artist, poseur, and critic. If
you're an artist, you know how to create. If you're a poseur, you
know how to pretend to create. If you're a critic, you're a poseur
who's worked out how to write."
-The Light Fantastic
- "Toreadors? Aren't they those goons with the bulls?"
-Hans
- "Torries: Artists or whiners or both. Treat them with respect or
extreme distaste."
-tiNa
- "Toreador, the truly artistic ones in any case, are closer to us than
either of our clans usually admit."
-Erehwon
- "The anti-Toreador are near
To something I can stand
But I must say to you beware
If they're holding a knife or a brand"
-Discord
The Tremere Virtual Chantry
- "Clan Tremere think they're smart
And the world they'd love to rule
But like the Toreador with their art
Each one of them, a fool"
-Discord
- "and let's throw in giovanni here for good measure... those who
dabble in things man was not meant to know. ok so they're not mankind
anymore but the outer shell is still damageable. show them what they're
really not meant to know if you get the chance (ie they don't kill you on
the spot for painting their chantry purple or invading a newsgroup)"
-the fiend
- "Spooky wizards bent on leading a group they really know little
about. We let them play their games, then show them how silly they look in
doing so. They haven't seemed to have gotten the joke yet."
-TopCat
- "We already know our opinion of them..."
-Dyer
- "Tremmies: Jerks, weirdos, meanies, mage wannabes any insult you can
think up with would probably fit them.. including liar. Treat them either
nastily or with feigned fear."
-tiNa
- "I'm never certain what to think of the Tremere. One minute, I think
the only difference between our clans is that they have magic and we hide
better. The next, I wonder just why it is that only Tremere can see this
supposed 'mark' on their antitribu bretheren..."
-Erehwon
- "Tremere antitribu, there's a joke
Who can tell the difference?
Let their plans go up in smoke
To them, I plead indifference"
-Discord
There are no Tzimisce web pages of note.
- "Lasombra are snobs, Tzimisce as well
They battle for supremacy
Like Lucifer, the king of Hell
They can have it, for all of me"
-Discord
- "evil. rotten to the core.(literatly) they like to inflict pain
that isn't fun. also should be introduced to cenobites except for the
fact that they'd probably get along. lethal pranks are best cause they
can't get back at you then."
-the fiend
- "Blah! Blah! Blah! I vant to suck your blud! Silly little Bela
Lugosi wannabe's, parading their vampiness for all to see and worship."
-TopCat
- "I have to be able to spell it before I kan form an opinion."
-Dyer
- "Tzimisce are cooler than most. The others are amusing and annoying."
-Nighteyes
Ventrue Web Page
or The Ventrue Boardroom.
- "The Ventrue in the boardrooms ply
Their wily business sense
To say I liked them would be a lie
Not even worth two pence"
-Discord
- "think they can manipulate anybody just because it's their job.
prime for pranking but ultimatly good sprots about it (unless you take
money)"
-the fiend
- "The Camarilla equivalent to Beverly Hills 90210..."
-TopCat
- "I would give them a septer, but they wouldn't know where to stik it."
-Dyer
- "I loooove those Ventrue. They put you in a cell for the rest of
your life and then worry if the wall paper's too depressing."
-The Light Fantastic
- "At least I don't have to lie down on the tram tracks at 1:32 in the
morning wearing an 'I Love New York' t-shirt and a set of crazy
glasses to satisfy my feeding restriction."
-The Light Fantastic
- "The Prince is probably a Ventrue, Lawyers, business people etc etc
etc. Treat them politely unless you are an anarch in which case, however
you feel necessary."
-tiNa
- "Ventrue antitribu caught my eye by how
Different from their brothers they seem
But their masters will not allow
Them to pursue all their big dream"
-Discord
Other Clans
- "The other clans unspoken of
Are rumors, shadows and smoke
But then, when push comes to shove
Really, it's all just a joke"
-Discord
- "Baali: Ooh, scary! They want all the nightmares to be real when they
already are. Blind as bats they are to what already runs rampant through
reality. Open their eyes and they cry like kittens. Although, it is so
hard to get the eyes to close up again after slashing them."
-TopCat