From: safford1@dopey.cc.utexas.edu (LANCE) Newsgroups: alt.games.vampire.the.masquerade Subject: KABL mAlkAViaN rAdiO <> "Hello?!?! Dammit why aren't you talking to me...THUMP THUMP THUMP..." And other such things are said to the as yet innocent little mic. "Lance, for the last time, listeners call in, they don't talk through the micropphone." Alec, his brujah companion sighs. "Look just gimme the mic so I can tell about the rant." "NO! this is KABL radio!" Lance suddenly picks up the microphone and hurriedly starts searching for music. "The only radio by kindred, for kindred, and it even has neat call letters. stands for Kahlua Alcohol, But Loopy!!!! And this is..." "No, Lance, it doesn't stand for that, its the only call letters they had left." Alec shouts into the mic. He was realy getting angry. "Shaddup now you will!!! I say it stands for Keepers of Anne's Benign Labia!" Lance screeches into the mic. "NoNONO! You can't say that on the radio!!!! And it doesn't stand for anyth.." "Hey, kiddies! Lets play a song, this goes out to all those silly Tremere who crashed our auction last moon. "Drunk" by K-Factor...." Lance slaps the CD in and rocks back in the chair... listening to the world around him. Then the rat scurried by again, dragging what could only be an ancient ho-ho. "GO AWAY!!!!!" Lance screamed at the unreasonable rat. But it only sat munching. "OK... fine... Jimmy!!! You said I was to be the DJ. not this little guy. GO AWAY LITTLE GUY!" He screams again. "Lance, my name is ALEC for the 200000th time, and its not a DJ." [the song ends] "Hey, that was Drunk, by K-Factor, and its time for... wheel of torture. I'm going to spin the wheel here and throw a knife. If you can guess where I hit, based on his screams, I'll give you...." Lance looks desperately for a prize then sees the rat and it's meal. "Our _other_ DJ to do with what you please. Listen and win if you call 555-1071. Jimmy, spin the wheel...." Alec spins the wheel and Lance throws the knife... "OW!!!! Curse ye Lance!!! You throw it at the WHEEL!!!!" "of course...." TTTTTTTTTHUNK screams of a pitch other than Alec's rise up and Lance sits back to take the calls.... ||| LaNcE o(O) u \___ V V\