From: safford1@grumpy.cc.utexas.edu (LANCE)
Newsgroups: alt.games.vampire.the.masquerade
Subject: KABL Malkavian Radio #2

<<Lance prepares the studio for another night of broadcasting and is 
momentarily distracted by the twinkie that appears to have moved an 
entire foot in the last hour.>>
 
"Lance, yer on" Alec reminds the absentminded malkavian. 
"Hmm? Oh uh... sure... Hey this is Lance and your listening to KABL, the
only radio station for you wacked-out bloodsuckers. KABL stands for
Killer Apelike Banana Lumps, and..."
"Dammit Lance it stands for NOTHING!!! Get it straight! They're JUST
LETTERS!"
"You lie..." Lance ignores the brujah station manager. "And this is 
_Y'all ain't Ready Yet_ by Mystikal." 
  [While the song plays Lance prepares for tonights game. Quickly he
digs out the prize from his toenails and contemplates it. A few munches
later he is prizeless and the song has ended.]
"Well, we had a prize for this game, but Jimmy seems..."
"Its ALEC, Lance...<sigh>" 
[Lance shoots Alec an annoyed look and continues without stopping, tone
raised] "..to have EATEN IT!"
"What?!?!"
"Yes, but her eon Kangaroo Aborigini Brass Line we never run out of 
prizes. Now. Our trivia question is this. How many pancakes does it 
take to fill a doghouse? The winner will recieve an all expense paid
trip to Sun-Drenched Hawaii!!! Ahh yes, cool breezes and warm sands as y
you tan to tikis and bamboo."
"...Lance... um... theres a small problem with that prize. for one thing,
we can't afford it. Secondly, what vampire would want to lay out in the
sun...Our prize, if you can...dammit Lance put that trashcan down! Our
prize is really a Autographed Thriill Kill Kult poster."
 "...right, and here is Velvet Underground by TKK..."
"...no Lance, thats Velvet Edge."
"Isn't that a cheesy Dallas Station?" LAnce asks, attempting to perfect
his rather awkward handstand.
   -CRASH-
"Oh thats just great. Break the equipment...wonderful...  stupid
malkie."
"Thats why I'm prepared to sing Rough Sex by Lords of Acid."
"No...LAnce... forget it... "
"...Don't think about love... don't think about..."
"Oh bloody hell... this is KABL.."
"...Kaptain ABe Lincoln!!!" Lance shouts...
"...Lan... oh nevermind...KABL signing off...I can't believe you broke
the...[click]"
 
[click, over]
LAnce