Stories!

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Naturally, the Malkavian story is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. But it certainly makes for a good read. Because it turns out (as if you couldn't have guessed) that Malkavians are not only amazingly insightful and original, but a lot of them are fantastic writers. So enjoy. You won't see their like for a while. Besides, who wouldn't want to get inside the heads of Malkavians from all over the world? Er...don't answer that. Just take a look at the stories. There's a lot of really good stuff here; don't miss it.

The Edge of Insanity! Two of our most (in)famous writers (because they're prolific and good) are that dastardly duo, Handel W. Care and Mr Badger. If you miss them, you're making a big mistake. This is especially important here, because their stories are no longer on the Malkavian stories page; they deserve their own page. They are two of the finest writers I've seen. Treat yourself. Read their stories and alternate reality stories.
The Children of Malkav is the first [sic] Malkavian Saga. It's amalgamated here, in sum totality, which is exceedingly large. It's a great story, though, so if you have the time to download, take a look.
Children of Malkav 2 is in the making right now. Read it here as it happens. (You'd better be undead, because it may never finish.)
The Madness of the Sphinx is the second Malkavian Saga. This is spread out in a more organized fashion, and is an exceptionally interesting story as well, containing works by a myriad of modern Malkavians.
The Tremere Conspiracy is the third Saga. Action, adventure, lots of things blowing up, and more obscure references than you can shake a platypus at. It's not as literarily impressive as the others, but it's still good stuff.
Various One-Shots:
- Awakening, by Moogle.
- Artistic Designs, by the fiend.
- A Baba Yaga Christmas Special, by the TicktockmaN
- Between Six and SeveN, by the TicktockmaN
- Beyond the Shroud, by the MPD Malk.
- Blind Jack, by James Gardner.
- blood in the basement, by the fiend.
- Death of an American Cliche, by fred hedgehog
- Control, by Mickey.
- Death of a MalkElfian, by Bu-ya'ka (or something).
- Dictionaria, a play by Hagbutt
- The story of an Embrace, by Rhapsody2k.
- A Fable for Our Times, by Lucy Praknik
- Festive Dismemberment, by Parr
- gah, by the fiend
- Get Out of the Traffic, by MERCARI
- Good Morning, Caroline, by Parrhesia
- Green Teflon (Rehen), by Nightshade Morgan
- A Happy Story, by Parr
- The Heestory of Laughter, parts one and two.
- Huh?, by the MPD Malk.
- Humpty Revealed, by Dr. Andy Lange
- Information, Erehwon's transition
- Interview with a Santa, the Santa Chronicles, by Santiago
- In the Kingdom of the Mad, a Malkavian play.
- In the Ward, by the fiend.
- A Little Somethin' from the fiend.
- Lost Boys, by Visitant.
- A love story, by Hentai.
- The Machine, by Omnicynic.
- the malkavian and the junkie, by the fiend
- Memory's Renascent Glimpse, by the Ticktockman.
- The Munchkin Of the Malk Clan, by Spooke. Makes more sense if you've been on the NList.
- A Night at the Lanes, by Parr Hesia
- A Night in Phoenix; four short stories by BigJobbs, Dragondazd, Ukolovik Tile, Omnicynic, and the Ticktockman
- The Old Woman and the Bungmunch, by Elizebeth.
- The Recital, by Big Jobbs
- Rosinante and the Lugubrious Lemon, by Hagbutt.
- A Short Story of Some Mad Guy In Love, by Dragondazd.
- A Skewed Story, by the MPD Malk.
- Small Demons, by Hentai.
- The Story of David Winters, by Rev. Omnicynic
- A story by Father Dog
- The Story of the Little Black Train.
- The Story of Little Olin Fnard, by Zoso the Red
- story of stuff, by the fiend.
- Surreal Sunrise, by Lisa.
- Tales from the Piglet Chronicles, by Piglet
- Teaching Malkavian Antitribu to Make Bombs, by Uncle Ned.
- That Sorta Night, by Ukolovik Tile.
- Think Again, by Parr Hesia
- Thirsty, by moogle
- Through the Looking Glass, by Sammy
- The Truth about Harrisonburg, by Doc
- Uncle Rupert, Read me a Story..., by Rupert the Sheep Dog, PhD.
- Velvet and Grave Earth, by David Winters
- a walk in the black forest, by the fiend
- Wherein Parr Hesia meets Malkav, and he has something to say about G...guh...G.......by Parr Hesia
- why i don't go night-clubbing any more, by the fiend
- Zacherley at the Walrus Roast, a play by stardUST
Amhorach's Origin
- Part 1
- Part 2
Dangerous Knowledge: A Detective Story in Malkham City, by Teo.
- Part 1
- Part 2
- Part 3
- Part 4
- Part 5
- Part 6
- Part 7
- Part 8
JoN dOe: infamous Sabbat Malkavian
- JoN dOe's Embrace
- A night in the life of JoN dOe
- The Death of JoN dOe
KABL mAlkAViaN rAdiO!
- Part 1: Alec and Lance
- Part 2: Erehwon's Call
- Part 3: The sequel!
The Land of Milk and Honey: Tales of Reverend Omnicynic
- A Day in the Life of Rev. Omnicynic (1983)
- Malkavian Nights: An Exploration of Madness (1984)
- Walking the City Nocturnal (1996)
- An Omnicynic Thanksgiving (1996)
- In the Belly of the Beast (1996)
- A Christmas Story (1996)
- Power Plays (1997)
- The Blood Is the Life (1997)
- Path of the Mage (1997)
Malkrose Place, by Delight.
- Episode 1
A Matter of Conscience: Chriss' story of transition
- A Matter of Conscience, Part 1
- A Matter of Conscience, Part 2
- A Matter of Conscience, Part 3
- A Matter of Conscience, Part 4
- A Matter of Conscience, Part 5
- A Matter of Conscience, Epilogue
Mickey's Story; it's *not* about the Mouse.
- Mickey's Story part I: Fire
- Mickey's Story part II: Dream
- Mickey's Story part III
- Part 6: New Ending/Old Beginnings.
The Scourge of LettermaN, by ThE TicktockmaN.
- Part 1
- Part 2
- Part 3
- Part 4
- Part 5
- Part 6
- Part 7
- Part 8
- Part 9
- Part 10
- Part 11
Simon Says: Another Story in Malkham city, and also by Teo.
- Part 1
- Part 2
- Part 3
- Part 4
- Part 5
- Part 6
- Part 7
- Part 8
- Part 9
Stories of the T.O. Vamp!
- Part 1
- Part 2
- Part 3
- Part 4
Neonate Malkav Baka Vampires - by Hagbutt
- Part 1
- Part 2
Portrait of a MalkElfian, by Bu-ya'ka.
- Part 1
- Part 2
Where Does Your Loyalty Lie?, by Mickey.
- Part 1
- Part 2
- Part 3
- Part 4
- Part 5
- Part 6
- Epilogue
Why do they call me mad? By Chris Fieldhouse
- Part 1
- Part 2