semi-nonsensical key punching

Do you ever feel like just renouncing everything you've ever worked for,
school, grades, reputation, god knows whatever, abandoning it all and 
just go running off into the forest to live as a guru for the rest of 
your life?  No? Ah well, never mind, I do.  I'm just expressing all my 
whimsical ideas that I get when I feel like I can't stand anything 
anymore.  I'm cheerful, really I am. . . <g>  But really.  Can't you just 
see it, though?  All these wandering travelers coming far and wide just 
to hear the wisdom of the guru of Confusion, and I'd tell them everything 
they never knew they never wished to know.

Yesss, come here my child, let me shed my wisdom on you like cheap 
confetti. Search for the hidden irony in everything, once you find it you can 
twist it into all sorts of neat shapes and use it to bash people over the 
head with. At the heart of the World is a big red birthday candle and if 
you stare at it long enough you go mad.  But if you survive that, and 
look into the heart of the flame, you find the biggest secret of all, 
because there is absolutely Nothing there and  if you accept this then 
you have power because everyone knows this innately and like the fools 
they are want to believe something is there and so you will be able to 
create the best lies about that something that is really nothing and 
people will call you wise and worship you for all eternity all the while 
never really understanding what you said but pretending to because they 
don't want to admit they're confused.  And therein is the power of 
confusing people.  Use it well, cos if you don't I sure will and I will 
go out and mix up all the labels in the chemistry lab until all you can 
hear are the crash bang kablooies and buildings blowing up and someone 
has to do this, destroy everything thought to be great wonderful and good 
because only then can you take out the legos and build something better. 
Go now and remember that the true path to wisdom lies in the overeating of
fortune cookies.