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So what *is* a rant, then? And what makes it different from the other prose? Well, if you knew that, you'd be a Malkavian, wouldn't you?

• A CyberMalk rant.
• A Soup of Apathy: Fantasy, reality, and apathy
• Butterfly: work of another alice
• but what if i'm a mermaid: work of another alice
• Chill Out: a splash of cold water
• circles: guilt and pain
• Crazy Creatures, a parable.
• Dark Epiphany, by the Player to be Named Later.
• Dry Well, by Riahanna.
• Earth and the mundane
• Empathy, by Tepes.
• The English Language, by Rikki T.
• Exclamation point: work of another alice
• Flatland, by Riahanna.
• The Future Holds Madness, by Spooke.
• Getting The Joke
• God and hope...
• Goopy, icky skulls with decaying stuff on them, by Hagbutt.
• Grammar School, by millie.
• I am Alone
• Inane Insanity
• I Want
• I wish I were warm
• listless: like slaughterhouse five
• A Malkavian breeding program
• The Malkavian Who Changed Clans, another parable.
• marianne's favorite raincoat: work of another alice
• Me, by Lenore.
• Meaningless gibberish.
• Minor Annoyances, by Hentai.
• moquito's lament: work of another alice
• My Magi: life of mundanity
• semi-random key-punching from the guru of confusion
• The Malkavian and the GM
• ollie-ollie-in-come-free: work of another alice
• Ones: Paradox for fun and profit
• Paranoia or clarity?
• Popcorn: "I like Malkavians and Tremere"=="I like Popcorn and Popcorn"
• qwerty sucks: on malkav's curse
• RabidChilde's Rant.
• rainbow trout: work of another alice
• Re-evolution, by Matthew Cutter.
• Shame: have we paid long enough?
• Spinning: what is the answer? Our purpose?
• Swearing
• There is a certain feeling..., by Mickey.
• The Three, by Mickey.
• Things the Malkavians Have Taught Me, by Visitant.
• This Is Your Brain, by Visitant.
• Tinkertoys: building the world
• Today's youth
• To Whoever Has Been Messing With My Mind and My Life
• A triplet of rants by the Pit Viper.
• Truth: Nothing is true!
• The Walls We Build, by LaChica.