To officially celebrate going back to school (as I know many of my fellow
Malkavians and I have had to do this week) here is a poem.  It is written in
the spirit of English class (which I don't have, nayh nayh nayh).

-parr

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"Doritos"

a poem


My mother says
"Pour the Doritos
   into a bowl
     or you'll have too many;
   don't eat from the bag."

But I will.

For there's a
   pleasure to it;
     the rude bovian
        mastication

  thoughtless
     consumption

and a never-ending deluge
 of cheese-powdered fingers.

I wonder,
   does the Zen Master
      "Just Eat One?"


Analize:

1.  From where does the phrase 'Just Eat One' come from?  What significanse
does the number one have to a Zen Buddist?

2.  Are you really taking this seriously?

3.  Bobby over there likes you.  No don't look you fool.  Yes.  Him.  The one
with the blue shirt.

3.  Express, in -22 words or less, your personal exeriences with clingy
'Cheez' powder found on many snack food products.