Ode to a Wax Avocado (Also known as "Ode to my Sire")

Oh little bumpy fruit of not,
how small thy rind is in my hand.
A false protection for the meat underneath,
If waxy filling were not there.

But you are not a fruit or plant,
But she who delivered me unto this state,
Reviled to newly opened eyes,
The truth behind the Chihuahuas.

Those who plot their dastardly ways,
and think their shaking belays their malice.
Nay I say unto them!
Woe be to them!
For I do know what it is they plan.

All thanks to my transferred Sire,
Marivos the not so Subtle,
A little green and waxy shape,
My little avocado.

Written by,
Dominatus (Domik) Malus the not so Sabbaty Malkavian 
        and Marivos the Avocado Formerly Know as a Sire.
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