Over the Rainbow
A Song by Three Guys Written Late One Night

Somewhere over the rainbow skys are blue
While the scarecrow is burning
And the tinman is rusted through

Somewhere over the rainbow Toto dies
He was eaten by munckins
With ketchup and a serving of fries

Dorothy takes to the Lion 
f**ks him through and through
then she starts up the chainsaw
and splits him right in two

the moral of this song is that no matter how sweet the ending is, 
everything goes horrible in the end. Yay!