From: "A. Reed" <alreed@freeside.scsd.k12.ny.us>
Subject: [Malks] Fish Malkavians

A quick definition of this term: born of a conversation with a nocker
friend of mine. We were discussing an appropriate bumper sticker for clan
malkavian, to which his suggestion was `My other car is a boat'. I
suggested `My other car is a fish'. He said: "No. I hate those
Malkavians." So the term fish Malkavian came to mean any Malk overly
surrealistic and, in some points of veiw, somewhat silly. It also, as
TickTockMan pointed out to me hissing like the rain that pisses constantly
in this city - it also bears resemblance to what he called an `ancient
joke':
Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Fish.

Fish Malkavian can be used as a slightly derogotory term of endearment as
well as insult, or just a pround and loverly epitaph (I prefer it that
way; I happen to love /those/ malkavians.).

-random "i have met the enemy and he looks vaguely familiar" reed

{Editor's note: The term also bears resemblance to those Malkavians who 
run up to someone, hit them with a fish, and promptly yell, "I can do 
that because I'm LOONEYLOONEYLOONEY!"}