From the Book of Secrets
		Malkav's Awakening

 And Malkav did say, bewarst the ides of Noctober.
Noctober being the month which doth fall between
 October and November on the year before the coming of Gehenna.
You shal knowst this year when the clanless rule
 with and iron fist
  and those with a clan rule with a fist
   with the consistency of jello.
And at the ides of Noctober, the world will turn ontop of itself.
 Rabbits and deer will feed upon the wolves.
 Birds and rats will feed upon the felines.
 The dark lupines will feed upon the lupines.
 The lupines will feed upon their bretheren.
 Their bretheren will feed upon small, pink, pastries!
 Kindred will feed upon kindred.
 Mortals will drink kindred vitae like wine.

Then, on the 32nd day of December, Malkav will awaken.
 His children will greet him and Malkav will ask for cloths,
  as he will be naked.
 His children will bring him cloths and Malkav will laugh,
 
  and ask for different cloths as he does not like the first ones.
 His children will bring him different cloths and Malkav will cry,
  and ask for extremely different cloths as he does not like these.
 His children will bring him extremely different cloths and
  Malkav will gnash his teeth
 Malkav will then go out into the world bare.

Malkav shall go out into the world and bestow insanity
 and peace
  and love
   and cloths
    to all those in the world.

Then the clanless will serve those with clans.
 Those with clans will run around in circular patterns.
Peace will come over the world and all will be good.
 The rabbits and deer will stop feeding from the wolves.
 The birds and rats will run in the meadows with the felines
  and all will feed upon the wildflowers
   who will take up arms against them.
 The dark lupines will give gifts to the lupines.
 The lupines will give these gifts to their bretheren.
 Their bretheren will use the gifts to make more pastries.
 The Sabbat and Camarilla will stop their bloodshed and
  kindred will stop feeding from kindred.
 The mortals, though, will still drink kindred vitae like wine.
Malkav will bellow "Peace you fools."
 Then the mortals will stop drinking kindred vitae and the
  wildflowers will lay down their arms.
All will be good as generation is handed out as party favors in
memory of the wildflowers who laid down their arms
 and were summarily eaten.
Disciplines will run rampant.
 The Tremere will bitch about the rat's learning thaumaturgy.
  Everyone will have Obfuscate but no one will have auspex!
Soon large parties will occur, with no one at them?
 Everything will be heavenly and on the next day the world
will be eaten by either the Dark Mother or the Dark Father.
I can't remember which.

*Azreal the Prince of Sorrows*
JRJOHNSON1@ualr.edu