ToP 10 rEaSoNs WhY iT's GrEaT tO bE a MaLkAvIaN
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10-   esrever ni etriw ot teg uoy
9-     You get access to ThE mAlKaViAn WeB pAgE (free plug erehwon)
8-     Golden oppertunity to rip off Letterman bit
7-     Cookies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6-     It's low fat, and makes french fries too!
5-     THIS SPACE FILLED DUE TO LACK OF IDEAS
4-     What comes after four?
3(?)- You get to pretend you're insane (or pretend you're not!)
2-      You actually start making sense of infomercials
1-      I c'ant remember....someone tell me...