After these messages, Caine Knows Best will be right back...

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Have you ever thought that vampiric magic was too saturated with evil, 
blood and just plain old nasty thoughts. Worry no more...

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- The Golconda Countdown Hourglass.
- A Travel Guide to Enoch (with lots of colour photos).
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- A Helpful hint book from many good guy Thaumaturgists.
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and

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(The preceeding advertisement was paid for by the Baali/Wyrm tainted, 
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And now, back to the Young and the Antediluvian...