World of Darkness Amusement!

What evil things lurk just around the corner up ahead...and how on earth are you going to think up a joke to tell them in time? Why, that's just what this is here for. Because everybody should know just how many Nosferatu it takes to screw in a lightbulb.

• Conversations of the Antediluvians
  • Caine
  • The Sects
  • Clan Weaknesses
  • Sex
  • Golconda
  • Disciplines
• A Banality Test.
• Angsteril: a drug for vampires
• Clan Cereals
• The Commands of Malkav
• Feeding Habits of the Wyrm
• Feeding Habits of the Wyrm, part 2
• Folgers Blood Crystals
• A fromage of the clans
• Group names for the clans
• How many vampires does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
• iMalk
• Lightbulb jokes, part 2
• Lightbulb jokes revisited
• How to Explain the Traditions to a small child
• An Inkblot Test
• An intro to the Sabbat
• Just Do It
• Kindredgarden: report card time
• Kindred in Sports:
  • Baseball
  • Basketball
  • Bowling
  • Football
• A list of people who would make good Malkavians
• A Malkavian Chess Match
• A Malkavian Infomercial
• Malk TV program guide
• More of a guide to blood
• Smiley guide to the clans
• Smiley guide to the clans, part 2
• Supernatural University
• Thaumaturgy Lite
• Things I Will Do If I Am Ever The Vampire
• Top Ten reasons it's great to be a Malkavian
• Top Ten Reasons It's Great To Be a Vampire
• Top Ten Reasons It's Lousy To Be a Vampire
• 'Twas the Eve of Gehenna
• The Universal Elder Avoidance Form
• The Vampire: The Masquerade Character Quiz
• Hagbutt's additions to the V:TM Quiz
• Vampiric e-mail
• What Gehenna will really be like
• White Wolf's Lunch Notes
• WOD versions of Disney Characters
• The World of Melrose.
• You Might Be Sabbat If...
• You Might Be Sabbat, part two.