L isT   o F     pEo Pl e      wH O     w OULd    m  AK e   G   o  o  D    
                       M aL Ka vi AN   s 
 
Genie of the Bottle from Aladdin: For showing us all thaumaturgy should be.

Robin Williams from Aladdin, Mrs. Doubtfire and MANY MANY MORE!: For
spreading insanity in movies with otherwise dull storylines.

Cosmo Kramer from Seinfeld: For being the only normal character on Seinfeld.

David Letterman from The Late Show: For, hmmmmm, everything!

Paul Shaeffer from The Late Show: For putting up with Dave, entering Frenzy
when playing music, and having multiple personalities (Johny Carwash)

Andy Richter from Late Night with Connan O'Brian: For killing Larry King,
and slowly but surely growing in power behind the scenes.

The Bassist and Keyboard players from Moist: JUST LOOK AT 'EM!

Ursula from Mad About You: For not getting fired!

Pheobe from Friends: For looking a lot like Ursula.

Grounds Keeper Willie: For spying on teenage girls, wrestling wolves,
drinking and being psycho.

Drew Barrymore from stuff: For flashing David Letterman, and other stuff.

Clive Barker from Hell Raiser, among others: Read one of his books, you'll
see...

Jim Carrey from Ace Ventura, Mask, etc...: For proving that being an idiot
can bring you 20 million dollars.

Sid 6.7 from Virtuosity: For style, flair, and wit.
 
Monty Python & Co.: Guess...

Jack Nicholson from loads o' stuff: For being a little too close to the edge.
 
Quenton Tarantino from pulp fiction and the like: Just for the hell of
seeing what kind of movies he'd make now!

George "The Animal" Steele from WWF Wrestling: For having a green toungue
and eating stuff.

Tom Waits from Dracula: Aside from his music, for being a raving lunatic.