The Commandments of Malkav


1) Thou shalt not expose thyself to silly mortals.


2) thou shalt mind thine own squat and collect thee tariffs from those who
would usurp thine squat.


3) thou shalt only beget get with thine father's, father's , father's
consent elst ye and thine get get gotten but good.


4) thine get be thine own problem. if thine get shalt suffer severe cranial
flatulence, retribution shall be collected from thee and thine get.


5) honor another squat as if it where thine own squat. when entering
another's squat, introduce thy damn self. if holder of yon squat ignoreth
you, thou shalt fade from existence.


6) thou shalt not be the cause of untimely fading from existence of thine
kindred brethren. only thine father's, father's, father's, father's,
father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's,
father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father's, father
possesseth the immerative to fade thee prematurely from existence and/or
command thine kindred brethren to fade thee prematurly from existance.

7) no pooftas !


8) Thou shalt not understandeth what thou understandeth elst thine father's
father's father shalt pummel thine hinderparts with a wet rokea.


9) thou shalt not beget get with yon damn, furry, warmongering basterds.


10) and the lord doth grinneth.



The Uddendum of Malkav


Where in Arcadia did we lose that fourth tablet ?


                    Damn Fae !