Ahem. A song. By Hagbutt.

		The Wob Wob Song

	A fishs life is not a happy one.
	<wob><wob>
	All you do is swim around a bowl
	<wob><wob>
	And whenever you think you have found a way out
	<wob><wob>
	You realize that you're falling through a hole.

	As you flounder on the carpet made of hamsters
	<wob><wob>
	You think your gills are going to explode
	<wob><wob>
	It's times like this you wish you were amphibi-yus
	<wob><wob>
	Gee, it would be nice to be a toad