Weird Malkavian (To be sung to the tune of 'Sweet Transvestite') ********************************************************************* How d'you do, I See you've met my faithful little ghoul. He's a little confused 'cause When you knocked He thought you were the Primogen. Don't get strung out By my nutty ways Don't judge a book by its cover... I'm not much to be seen By the light of day But by night I am a helluva lover! I'm just a weird Malkavian With transfusional dementia. You're confused by my ravings and insane cravings Well, mortal, don't you panic. By the light of the night It'll all seem all right I'll make you a satanic lunatic... I'm just a weird Malkavian (Weird Mal-ka-vi-aaan) With transfusional de-he-mentiaaaa, a-ha! If you stay for the night And maybe a bite I'll make you my favourite obsession: With one suck I'm your sire And you are my squire That's good for relieving my tension...!!! You'll be a weird Malkavian With transfusional dementia - Hey, HEY, We'll be two weird Malkavians (Weeeeird Mal-ka-vi-aaaaaans) With transfusional dementia! So as I show you my fangs While I talk about clans I see you shiver with antici - - - PATION. Hell, maybe Cain Wasn't really to blame - Still, I'll remove your blood And that's the symptom! Lily Lumire