Title (since you asked so firmly): The Vampires' Picnic
Credit to: S A Rudy (sarudy@hotmail.com)

 The Vampires' Picnic
(with my deepest apologies to w:Jimmy Kennedy; m:John W. Bratton c
1907,1047 WB)

If you go down in the woods tonight
You're sure of a big surprise
If you go down in the woods tonight
You'd better go in disguise
For every leech that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Tonight's the night the Vampires have their picnic

Every Vampire who's been good
Is sure of a treat tonight
There's lots of marvelous shadows to haunt
And wonderful things to bite
Beneath the trees where nobody sees
They'll hide and seek as long as they please
'Cause that's the way the Vampires have their picnic

If you go down to the woods tonight
You'd better not go alone
It's lovely down in the woods tonight
But safer to stay at home
For every leech that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Tonight's the night the Vampires have their picnic

(Interlude) Picnic time for the living dead
The little Vampires are having a lovely time tonight
Watch them, catch them drinking red
And see them picnic on their holiday
See them theatrically lurk about
They love to scheme and shout, they always cause lots of fright
At six am the burning sun will drive them all home to bed
'Cause Vampires hate the daylight