Malkav-man (sung to the origional Spiderman theme song) Malkav-man, join the clan / whack a Torrie with a frying pan. / Grab some glass, cut some flies / Tremeres tell the worstest lies. LOOK OUT! Here comes the Malkav Van! Was I wrong? / I dring blood / An Arcadian Fae’s your bud / Can we sing, just like bread? / Dance and prank becuz we’re dead! / OH NO! There went an insane man! As we go hunt to-nite, it’s the Ventrue’s private line / When pranked, they bitch / Hey Mac! can you spare a dime? Malkav’s Clan / FishMalks, man! / Check the rabble with the jury-rigged van / Welcome home, Haven lord / van was whacked with a spikey board! Drink blood till you’re full up. / now Torrie homes get blown up / that’s the life of the Malkav Clan! "Mael X"