From: Lisa Fitzsimmons I wrote this nifty song called The Malkie Blues (or: What Mouse?). It's not the same as The Malkavian Blues at all. It's based off a song a Toreador friend of mine wrote called The Vampire Blues, although his version was more about Toreador (and indeed himself) than anything else. My version isn't really about me, it's more about a sort of cliched Malk experience but... here it is THE MALKIE BLUES (OR: WHAT MOUSE?) This weird lady jumped me In an alley one night She sucked out my blood Which felt all right But now I am crazy I cannot think straight I can't even rhyme See what I mean? I got the Malkie Malkie Malkie Malkie Blues At first I thought It might be a good skive But everyone treats me Like I'm not even alive They think 'cause I'm crazy Means I'm stupid too Who the hell cares If I wear a tutu I got the Malkie Malkie Malkie Malkie Blues Nobody likes me At least I think so But I also think My thumb is named Moe I chopped down a tree It made a big thud The moon rose up high And potato chips I got the Malkie Malkie Malkie Malkie Blues! Holly, Primogen Clan Malkavian of Cupertino and also an anarch (stick around and find out how THAT could happen!)