Lemon Stew I think I'll eat some lemon stew, Its juicy and yellow and good for you, People eat it every day, Thats why you always hear them say: CHORUS: Eww Eww, Lemon Stew, Take it away, Before I kill you. I gave some to my buddy Bob, He had some with his corn-on-the cob, His brain exploded, his eyes popped out, So I started throwing them about, and sang.. CHORUS: Eww Eww, Lemon Stew, Take it away, Before I kill you. Reverend Omnicynic came a-hoppin by, I gave him some stew, in a pretty pie, He looked at me and said "Nanu.. I know thats full of Lemon Stew" CHORUS Erehwon and Erewhon, the malkie twins, Found some Lemon Stew when lookin through the bins, Ere said to Ere "This looks good" Now they both buried under 10 feet of wood, and sang.. CHORUS Gave some to Petey and Alex D, They were suspicious, but I said it was free, They grinned and started eatin it all, Now they're groanin in a big, big hole, and sing.. CHORUS Ria and Teo came along the way, And when they weren't lookin, I stole their teeth away, "EE ain ot o eeth, ow at ee onna oo?", I grinned and gave them some Lemon Stew CHORUS2:Oo Oo, Emons too, Ake i a'ay, efor I ill oo. Then I came across Berengari and Chance, They had their eyes locked, and did a lame dance, I said to them "Hey you gotta have some punch too" And I gave them some cups full of Lemon Stew CHORUS I bumped into Dragondazd and the Shade, I asked them if they wanted some Le-mon-ade, They said "No way", and told me to fuck off, So I introduced them to my Molotov CHORUS I started running out of Lemon Stew, I really wasn't too sure of what to do, So I ran back home and shut the door, Got out the stuff and started makin more of that.. Eww Eww, Lemon Stew, Take it away, Before I kill you. Repeat until a) you can't think of more dumb verses. b) you get bored c) you're too drunk to make noises with consonants in them d) someone kills you -~-~-~- -hagbutt Now dat's poetry!