> Lemon Stew (Continues....) I put some in a coffee pot, And boiled it 'til it was hot, Badger said "What is this shit?" After he had drunk of it, Then he began to have a fit, and sang... >CHORUS: Eww Eww, > Lemon Stew, > Take it away, > Before I kill you. ME and Whimsy wimpered still, "Why do we not get a fill?" "Missing out, we are again!" Deciding to increase their pain, I flushed their portions down the drain, which sang.. >CHORUS Gremlin had heard the fuss, Then got run over by a bus, "Get a clue," the driver spoke, "Waste not our time, you pointless joke" In a puddle, spine was broke, singing... >CHORUS Hazel whined for lemon stew, "Please sir, I want some too!" Gulped a bowl down, wanted more, Then quickly ran for toilet door, Stomach screaming, looking poor, singing... >CHORUS Alik wandered down the street, Looking for something to eat, With a mighty Blob like bound, Lemon stew jumped up off the ground, Filled his mouth, muffling sound, mumbling.. >CHORUS2:Oo Oo, > Emons too, > Ake i a'ay, > efor I ill oo. At Hellfire club I found the fiend, With a woman, vinyl jeaned, They took some lemon stew away, For what to do he would not say, Gave it back the other day, singing... >CHORUS In a haze of smoke I found, Mickey, just a spinnin' 'round, Rolled him a more liquid joint, Though I couldn't see the point, >CHORUS Ticktockman had seen his fate, Tried to flee, but was too late, Lemon stew tripped up his feet, Fell three floors onto concrete, Banged his head to primal beat, singing... >CHORUS >Repeat until a) you can't think of more dumb verses. > b) you get bored > c) you're too drunk to make noises with consonants in them > d) someone kills you > > -~-~-~- > > -hagbutt > Now dat's poetry! -Handel What he said!