The Life Of A Grapefruit.

	Sitting in the yellow thing,
	Lost inside the intersting,
	I cannot eat anything,
	I am the grapefruit

CHORUS:	Ooh wa dooo. Ba dee ba doot do do bee doo baaaah
	Badabing badaboom, whey hey hey heeey
	Anachronistic Foliage, badaboop be doot boop.

	Dancing on the purple seed,
	Smoking too much of that weed,
	Drinking stuff that I don't need,
	I am the grapefruit

CHORUS

	My nose does bleed when I
	pickle my toenails
	And I can't breathe when I
	sing happy tunes

CHORUS one million times


	by Tuanregguy. also Hagbutt and Professor G.