(It's sung to the tune of Supercalifragilistic,
expealladocious, if anyone cares)

"Dominate and loot and burn,
But all in moderation
If you do the things we say
Then you shall rule the nation
Kill your foes and enemies,
And then kill your relations
Dominate and loot and burn
But all in moderation"

Um-diddle-diddle-diddle, um-diddle-I
Um-diddle-diddle-diddle, um-diddle-I

I used to have some problems when just a neonate.
Me sire gave me fang a tweek and called me reprobate.
But then one day I found the Road that saved me achin' teeth.
This greatest Road lifted my load and gave me sweet relief. Oh!

(chorus)

Um-diddle-diddle-diddle, um-diddle-I
Um-diddle-diddle-diddle, um-diddle-I

There was once this Methuseleh, and everywhere he went.
The elders would all bow and say, 'There goes a clever gent'.
His foes could never lay a claw or fang on him, you see.
He brought them low, had hunger grow, and used safe diablerie. Oh!

(chorus)

Um-diddle-diddle-diddle, um-diddle-I
Um-diddle-diddle-diddle, um-diddle-I

This Road has been around the world: tested, tried and true.
With a little effort it could be the Road for you.
But follow it most carefully, for it can change your place.
'I used it once while just a ghoul, and promptly was Embraced!'

Dominate and loot and burn, but all in moderation
Dominate and loot and burn, but all in moderation
Dominate and loot and burn, but all in moderation
Dominate and loot and burn, but all in moderation!

K Kuhn <kknolte@ecity.net>
Paul Lowe Hlavacek <pfh@U.Arizona.EDU>