From: Liz Sexton <Elizabeth.A.Sexton@cc.gettysburg.edu>

Hee hee hee! Just pick out people at random, diagnose them, and administer
treatment!!! It's Fun!


                              First Aid Guide

  MALADY          Symptoms                       Treatment
  ------          --------                       ---------

  HEAT            High temperature.  Pale and    Lock up victim in walk-in
  EXHAUSTION      clammy skin, or hot and        freezer for 1-2 hours.
                  flushed skin.  Headache and
                  weakness.  Possible nausea.

  INSECT BITES    Pain and redness at the        Capture insect and mash to
  and STINGS      site of the sting or bite.     paste.  Dissolve in one
                  Possible allergic reactions    cup of milk and have victim
                  such as shock or difficulty    drink.
                  breathing.

  NOSEBLEED       Profuse bleeding from the      Apply tourniquet to
                  nose.                          victim's neck.

  POISONING       Symptoms vary.  Throat or      Give 1 tbsp lye in ammonia
                  stomach pains.  Mouth burns.   solution to flush system.
                  Vomiting.  Drowsiness.

  SHOCK           Victim pale and weak.          Grasp victim firmly by the
                  Clammy skin, perspiration on   shoulders and shake,
                  upper lip and forehead.        shouting, "Snap out of it!"
                  Pulse rate and breathing
                  rate are increased.

  STROKE          Unconscious.  Heavy            Kiss patient goodbye.
                  breathing.  Apparent           It's all over.
                  weakness in face or limbs on
                  one side of body.  Inability
                  to speak.

  SUNBURN         Redness, mild swelling, and    Remove reddened skin with
                  pain.  Possible blisters.      sandpaper.  Soak affected
                                                 area in alcohol.

  SWALLOWING      Dangerous when in air          Shout, "Hey, dumbshit,
  FOREIGN         passages.  Violent coughing    spit that out!  Whatsa
  BODIES          and choking.  Bluish facial    matter with you!"
                  discoloration.  Breathing
                  may stop.

  TOOTHACHE       Pain.  Tooth is sensitive      Alternate administration of
                  to hot and cold food and       hot coffee and ice cream.
                  fluids.