From: NightElf <glangto@cello.gina.calstate.edu>

> i just found out my fiancee has been chaeting on me for 3 weeks.  i'm 
> looking for some truely rotten pranks.  legalish ofcourse.  

Replace her shampoo with Nair 
Remove all her bras except the tightest one, and fill that with itching 
powder.

Act nice and forgiving. Take her to the beach. Give her something 
relaxing to drink. (Anything to make her sleepy) Offer to rub sunscreen on 
her back. Use baby oil instead. If possible, go somewhere she can lay out 
in the nude. Be sure to put baby oil on sensitive places.

Go to her place one day before something really important, wait until 
she's in the shower, then remove every article of clothing in the house, 
and anything that might pass for clothing. Also hide the car keys and 
disconnect the telephone.

Superglue vital body parts together in her sleep.

emily