From: Nichole T Johnson JUDUS STRIKES AGAIN(yeah we have the same last name! But we're like Buster and Babs, got it! Buster and Babs!) ---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: Zakarij F Johnson > > i just found out my fiancee has been chaeting on me for 3 weeks. i'm > > looking for some truely rotten pranks. legalish ofcourse. > > Things to do to a car: > Unscrew a spark plug, fill hole full of qik-dry cement/rocks/glue/etc. *You can do this, but you can go a bit farther, if it isn't your car and *you have a little bit of it around, try some blasting powered. It will *totally put fear in them, especially if they are late. Not to mention *the bill for slight repair. > Same trick with radiator. > Less obvious: Put sugar in gas tank. *You could do this of course, or if you have any sciene magazines around *they usually sell what's called G-power. It turns any liquid into a *jell. We back home love the stuff, works great in cars, fishtanks, *coffee (Sacralige i know, but still), and of course, if you get really *twisted, their bird bath. > If he has gold-fish put them in radiator..leave a note saying you > thought they were cold. > Extremely viscious: Put small hole in bottom of break fluid > container. > Cut small hole in bottom of driver seat...stuff with prawns. > Fill exhaust with water > Sell car to his worst enemy for $5 > Drive it to worst part of town, leave with keys and nasty note about > poor people. > Paint it > > Bathroom tricks: > Fill toothpaste with acid. > Put glue in shampoo > Stuff needles in sponge > Same trick with soap (works better with glass though) > Mouthwash.....say no more *You know those 2,000 flushes disks? take one of them, break it down into *smaller parts, then put it inside their shower head. Makes for a lovely *addition to any interview day. you can also use perminant hair dyes. *Replace shaving cream with christmas tree flox (fun one) *Replace aftershave with alcohol (rubbing perferable) > Other: > Sleep with pet/his worst(cuttest) enemy *Wait until they are going away for a few days, then leave a dead animal *somewhere inside their house. If you get really nasty, tell the ASPCA *when they are returning and have them show up at the same time to *Investigate. > Post any humerous photos to internet > Withdraw all money from joint accounts *Get their bank card. Got to an ATM. Try inputting the wrong number *three times in a row. This will automatically shread the card (they *think you are a criminal) and they have to get a new one. > Order an escort/pizza/chimney sweep to turn up at his workplace *Give his address to various UNDESIRABLE orginizations on the net. He'll *soon be getting alot of interesting mail. Works great if he get's mail *at work. (Child Porn, Prostitution, Bondage,well, if he isn't into it, etc) > Post an news item to the appropriate group (as him) saying your > a KKK member, and to come get me (include an address). > Type a letter to his mum (as him) saying how you are comming out of the > closet and was wondering if she'd mind sharing dad...make sure you > include personal stuff that only he (and she) would know. > > Rob (Father dan) **** these are me. If ou get truly board, pick up a copy of the *Anarchist Cookbook. Has great ideas (but don't try them at home . *wink, *Wink, nudge nudge*) If you are TRULY TRULY bored, you can probably find *a zipped copy on the net somewhere (that's where i got my copy) * Well, that about wraps it up for me... if you have any more sugestions, * you knwo where to write. * Judus Nichodemus Terpesa