Malkavian pranks for Mage games

I play with these every now and then, and I add the new ones in wherever I bloody well please...
High levels of everything recommended...

  1. New World Order contacts. X-files type discoveries. Hope for the same results...
  2. Dominate Hollow Ones into being preppies. Set em' loose.
  3. Prove a Son's thesis correct at a press conference. Dominated Iteration Xers backing you up don't hurt, and neither does the ability to go to Arcaidia at a moments notice...
  4. Celestial Chorus. Strippers. 'Nuff Said.
  5. The Order of Hermes as Elmer Fudd. "Kill da Wabbit! Kill da Wabbit..." (Sorry, Erewhon. It just had to be done...)
  6. Wouldn't Euthanatos have fun discussing death with a Samedi? Find out...
  7. Convince someone to give a Maurauder a Game Show.
  8. Protect Hobgoblins at all costs...
  9. Take a recently killed corpse to a Euthanatos Chantry. Impersonate Columbo, and insist that someone do an autopsy. Start asking questions of an Acolyte like Columbo does when he knows who the killer is... (Bonus if you're right)
  10. Have gouls dig up and steal Sabbat initiates, split them up into two groups, and dump half with a Convention, and half with a Tradition (preferably Euthanatos). Sit back and watch the fun (especially good if someone decides to use the vamps as muscle or protectors) Tip off the Sabbat. If vamps ande mages get along well, tip off the Camarilla Justicars...
  11. Mask of 1000 faces. Obfuscate. Pictures of any Mages worst enemies. Stare. (Note: not responsible for the results of doing this to any Mage with Forces.)
  12. Tell mages that they are really a member of another Tradition or Convention. A reallly bad steriotype of one. Works on Sleepers, too...
  13. You know that great big ritual the Assamites have every year with Elder Blood? You know Verbena? You know what to do...
  14. Introduce the local Toreador to the melodious sounds of the Celestial Chorus.
  15. Find some local humans (mage or otherwise) two of wich have been genetically enginerd by the Progenitors. Fleshcraft to look like Luke, Leia, and co. Crinos Garou are Wookies, other Trads are the Alliance, Nosferatu are aliens, other Vampires are renegade Jedi...
  16. Haul some Verbena into a Tremere Chantry and have 'em show off their blood magic.
  17. Switch some mage's libraries around. Include the Tremere, Public, and Ventrue libraries in the mix, (and I do mean mix...), and give all the victims directions to each other...
  18. Insist that a young member of the Order Of Hermes is a Tremere. Help him go "home". Drag him, if necessary. Do the same thing to a young Tremere the next night...
  19. Take a Virtual Adept on a grand tour of The Malkavian Madness Network.
  20. Give Cultists of Extacy "tickets" to the next concert given by the "new band", Brujah Rave...
  21. Do a bit of "convincing" in the Verbena Chantry. Bring in your poor, dear friend who has been horribly mutilated by the Tecnocracy. It's really a Nosferatu, of course...
  22. Bring together a copy of every single story that relates to the beginning of the world (ie. steal 'em from every Tradition and Clan you can find). Now copy everything and deposit a set in every Chantry, Cairn, and Primogen's Haven in a large city. Next couple of Camarilla meetings should be relatively interesting...
  23. Send Assamites after HIT Marks.
  24. Send HIT Marks after Justicars. Warn them.
  25. Start a nativist movement on Autocthonia.
  26. Track down a Void Engineer and demand an answer to the following question:
    If you turn all the things in the Umbra into alien beings, won't the Nephandi turn into the Borg? Before they answer, get in their face and shout- ISN'T THAT A BAD IDEA ?!
  27. Track down Syndicate involvement in everything. Take proof to Giovani, controll freak Ventrue, and anyone else you can think of. Of coure giving directions to the silly mortal's homes is good for Brownie points... Repeat as nessary until the Conventions figure out what's going on. Join the Sabbat.
  28. Turn yourself into an image of a drug induced nightmare. Hang around with Cultists of Extacy. Refuse to leave or admit that anything is wrong.
  29. Pretend to be a Virtual Adept. Invent words and act confused when other Virtual Adepts don't understand what you're talking about.
  30. Replant an Akashic Brothers' Zen garden...
  31. This could take some work. Capture some Void Engineers and their ship. Roll dice to decide wether they shall be Romulans or Klingons. Nothing is wrong. The rest of the Fleet has gone mad (and/or ugly).

----------------------- Natasia
Glynis Long
G-Long@bgu.edu
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