"Now, we will discuss the location of the secret Tremere base."
"Wrong line, J."
"Sorry. This... is MMN."
AnchorWeasel: And now, we take you to New Orleans for a special report.
Alik appears, in front of a bustling street in New Orleans.
"Hello, everyone. There have been rumors floating around that the Tremere have kidnapped Erehwon and replaced him with one of the clan's ancient enemies, the Evil Erehwon Impersonator, E2I. I have just received a statement from Erehwon himself saying that this is complete and total nonsense, and that anyone who suggests it again will be diablerized. In fact, Erehwon has called the clan here to New Orleans to make an announcement, although we have yet to find him."
"In other news, the ParrHesian Games seem to have suffered a decline. With most of the competitors out looking for Erehwon, the events have been put on hold. The stadium has received several zoning violations since being moved onto the prince's estate, but all those involved seem to have turned up dead. The prince himself was quoted as saying "If those idiotic madmen don't get themselves and their stupid stadium off my lawn, I'll personally burn every last one of them." The judges were unavailable for comment."
"MT&T announced today that due to a recent business merger, key personnel had lost their jobs. As a result, the Madness Network may experience a temporary lapse in service. There are rumors that the entire network and all of MT&T may collapse back into Erehwon Ltd. No further information is available at this time."
AnchorWeasel: And that's the news. Coming up next, a weasel went POP today after being chased around a cobbler's bench one too many times. We'll have this story right after these commercials.
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