Chriss nervously looks at his watch. "The c c c ceremony will start soon." he pleads.

"Well, if you did as you were told and listened to nanny then we wouldn't have all this fuss now would we?" Due to 'Nanny' (Chriss' sire) being overly fussy ("Now you are wearing clean underwear?" "yes n n n nanny" "and you washed behind your ears?" "yes n n n nanny." "and, look at you, tuck your shirt in, and your shoe-laces have come undone, do them up..." "but I I I I'll be late") Chriss is late for the ceremony and he is upset by this.....

However, his place in the procession is taken by the disemblowed, yet still quite active, Mr Bunny wearing cool shades, a silk waistcoat and eyeing up a nice white angorra rabbit in the crowd. Mr Bunny gives her his best coy smile.

Chriss finally gains entry to the stadium and tries to work his way into the procession ("excuse me, excuse me, e e e excuse me, will you get out for the fucking way, excuse me), when he spots a lone runner in the stadium. A Tall leggy blond, black fishnet stocking, a small cotton wool bob-tail, 2 large floppy bunny ears. Chriss immediately falls in love with this vision of beauty, a bunny girl, He clutches his chest and feel his heart pounding away and goes rushing over to her to sweep her of her feet.

Pity she's carrying the olympic torch at the same time.....