PARRHESIAN GAMES EVENTS

Your source for the Malkavian Olympics!

In the spirit of the olympics, the Malkavian clan (official vampire clan of the 1996 Olympic games) has put together its own set of Olympic events, written, produced, and directed by Malkavians. These events take place in ancient Pseudolympia, and are created and devoted to the great ParrHera, queen of the Gee-hods. Erehwonus Esse, the Official-Type-Guy of the Olympic games is organizer, and general judge person. Handelolis is the Person in Charge of Getting People to Do Things.

The carrying of the Parrlympic torch...the beginning of the Parrhesian games...

For those that don't want to read the events, but want to know who won, check out The Medals Table.

Naturally, such a monumental event could not go uncovered by MMN, the Malkavian News Network.

Human interest: The story of Hagbuttus.

Thirsty from all these games? Read about the concession stand.

Or perhaps you'd like a souvenir? Try Alik's Souvenir Stand.

Unfortunately, not everyone found their way to the games...

Some even would up playing marbles...

1. Drinking Contest: fiendius maximus
2. Dirty Pun Making: Erehwonus Esse
3. Blowing Things Up
4. Emergency Defibrilation: Andycles Langicus
5. Burning Things Down: Handelolis
6. Full-Contact Clan Swapping: Riahannycles
7. Prankery: Teoronius
8. Parr-clone Hurling: Handelolis
9. Creative Tremere Destruction: Handelolis
10. 1000-yard Shiny Dash: Hercubadger
11. The Spade Hurl: Hercubadger
12. Reality Juggling: Hagbuttus
13. Skeet Shooting: Handelolis
14. Dirty Limerick Making: Alitax
15. Bowling for Penguins: Hagbuttus
16. Pie Throwing: Dyer
17. Categorization: Alexus Derenkovicus
18. Scaring Small Animals: Sammy
19. Pose-off: Hercubadger
20. Making Fur Work for You: Alexus Derenkovicus and Petecrates
21. Doing things with the rules that they are not meant to do: Crisis
22. Sulking: Handelolis
23. Self-Cloning: Dyer
24. Going Off On A Tangent: Alex D. and Petey
25. Mudslinging Without Offense
26. Remembering Everybody's Name and Characteristics: Amhorach
27. 200 meter IRC Freestyle: Erehwonus Esse
28. Saying or Doing Something Really Damned Funny: Handelolis
29. Downhill Full-Contact Hockey
30. Signing People Up Without Their Knowledge: Jakeman
31. Grocery Shopping: Crisis

Extra Rules:
1. No slaves OF ANY SORT.
2. You may not diabliarize your opponents.
3. All fees in Tremere blood are non-returnable.
4. No bowing or scraping to the judge. (This means you, Spooke)
5. No leering at Parr.
6. No signing up people who are not on the Malkavian Mailing list. (or have a valid incarnation on it)