And yes sportsfans, we're back for the Malkavian grocery shopping event, todays contestants are: Ukolovikiuss Tileliuss, Amhorach, badger, fiendus maximus, hagbutt, Crisis & Master Bunniculus.
We would like to thank K-mart for sponsoring this event. Yes we have a good super-market today, plenty of special bargains and just for the event, special piped musak.
The contestants are lined up with their trolleys, the ref is holding up the flag, and they're OFF!!!!
And as they head for the first corner, they are bunch together. Crisis is stocking up on Breakfast cereal, careful to leave room for the frozen pizza later on. And at the first cornet, oh no, Ukolovikiuss goes into a spin and collided with Hagbutt who was busily working out the profit on his K-mart shares which he bought......
Yes, the others are proceeding on, Crisis is heading for the frozen goods, while fiendius is heading for Ladies Lingerie, no suprises there I guess.
And as badger comes hurtling down past the tinned soups he's...... WHATS THIS, Master Bunniculus is putting up a sign "90% off spades", That is unfair, and badger has fallen for it, he's turning towards the gardening department......
And the referee has blown his whistle, and its a red card for Master Bunniculus, yes he's been sent off.....
Now over to amhorach, yes she is using the typical student shopping
technique, which is to go down her shopping list and gets things in order,
so shes heading back towards the cereals, that could be a disaster,
but we'll see.
And Ukilovikiuss has found the christmas sales already, and its only
june!!!!
We see Crisis has come to a stop now by the frozen pizza,
does he go for the Hawaian deep pan, or the pepperoni,
come-on, the clock is ticking.
WAIT. here comes fiendius, and his trolley is full, yes he's heading for the checkout, he's gonna win, he's......NO, a little old lady with a trolley just stepped in fron of him and his putting her shopping on the conveyer belt slowly. But not to worry, there is only 1 checkout open, this is K-mart.
We find Ukilovikius and Hagbutt have a tug of war over a fresh turkey, each pulling on a leg, the turkey has ripped in half and Hagbutt ends up among the cabbages....
And down by the checkout, it looks like another till is about to open, but whose this coming, its Amhorach, but fiendius has spotted the open checkout, but he's too late, Amhorach get there and is first. But is looks like the little old lady has finished, but wait, here comes her husband with a few more things, isn't that always anoying folks.
As Amhorach finishes, here comes badger, his trolley piled high with spades,
slow down badger, oh no, he can't break, the cashier.......
the pile of spades, its not stable......
oh no.........
*CRASH*
Is there a doctor in the house?
So here we are at the end, in first place is Amhorach, congratulations there.
As the scene closes on this event, we find fiendius still at the checkout, but now the old couple have finished and fiendius gets ready, but the cashier has closed the checkout and is going for her lunch break.
And thats all for today folks.