Judge: - Hagbutt Contestants:
First of all Judge Hagbuttus took it upon himself to eliminate any
competitors who had failed to notify him of their abscence. As suck,
Sammius, Duckimemnon, Andycles Langicus,& spookulus were instantly
disqualified with an automatic yellow card for future events.
Leaving just: Alexis Derenkovicus
First up was A. Derenkovicus, who was wearing the Official Team Malkav
Bowling shirt w/ red wagon in tow. He seemed entirely unperturbed by the
raucous sounds of drunken penguins shouting insults at the contestants.
Luckily we have Empoeror penguins as bouncers at all Penguin Bowling
events, which is very useful.
After a few warm up throws at the eliminated contestants, he throws a big
red ball down the lane towards the sedated penguins, but strangely, it
explodes half way down the lane in a shower of hjerring. He then proceeds
to try with his blue ball, which unfortunately became controlled by a
Tremere. Oh woe. And then uses a clear plastic ball which completely fails
to knock any down due to the fact that the penguins were stuck fast to the
ground by an unnamed competitor.
Hagbutt surveyed the bored audience, the evil contestants who left nothing
for him and sent this A. Derenkovicus to join their ranks, due to him
being quite dull and having very few real gimmicks. Yawn.
Second up was Alikcyles, who had a very organic looking bowling
ball. For some strange reason, this ball made the audience nervous as it
growled angrily. And then, he bowled.
The sedated penguins immediately broke out of their spell and ran like
buggering, leaving Hagbuttus to declare this bowl a strike. Alikclyes
continued to do this for some time, until Hagbuttus got bored and sent him
off for repetitiveness.
"Yawn, I expect entertainment, not terror." said the Judge with glazed
over eyes.
Third up was fiendius maximus who took his place once more. He actually
made his bowling bowl on site, to show that he wasn't cheating. How dull.
However, unbeknown to Hagbuttus Malicius, the audience were very intersted
in this ball and as one, they charged Fiendius, but as he had tied their
shoelaces together before coming on, all 110 penguins in the audience fell
over. Thus fiendius declared that he had won off of one strike.
Hagbuttus was most impressed by this show of forethought and sadism, and
immediately granted Fiendius Maximus the Gold Medal
Boschus's second came up in fourth, smug in the knowledge that he would
get a silver medal for his unholy master. He did so by simply sliding
along the runway to the bottles. Very simple, and stylish, so Hagbuttus
gave him a 9.0 average.
As all other contestants were disqualified, Hagbuttus awarded gold to
fiendius, silver to Boschus's second Pengus, and kept the bronze for a
later date. heh.
Sammius
Alexi Derenkovus
Alikclyes
Duckimemnon
Hieronymous Boschus
Hagbuttus Malicius
fiendius maximus
Andycles Langicus
Spookulus
Hieronymus Boschus (who couldn't make it and entered his
second, Pengus Slidus)
Fiendius Maximus
& Alikclyes