contestants
Handelolis
Anomalis Pluralia
HercuBadger
Hagbuttus Malicius
sBARDicus forall Occassionicus
Marcus
Amhorach
Spitzandalexus
Riahannax
PaisleyLemmium
fiendus maximus
writer
the fiend
fiendus put down his 237th tankard of red cordial and coke. he glared around the table at those who had made it this far..... handelolis sat at the opposite side of the table despite fiendus's attempts to reality flip him into drunkeness(or rather thanks to fiendus's attempts to reality flip him) haggbuttus was using the table to prop his chin up and claiming that the siphon pump was perfectly legit to use to continue getting fluid into his body. sbardicus was singing drinking songs that would have him kicked out of any medievil group in the world and was still going strong. hercubadger had retired at the 200 mark on the grounds that he had to prepare for the next game he was in by oiling his body up. Riahannax was busy trying to fight off those who realised that she was a drunk female and had to drop out followed by the wave of those trying to convince her that it would be in a good cause. JoNuS dOeUs turned up as a late entry and demanded a restart but a quick shovel to the back of the head helped him rest up for the next event. All the others where on the floor, under the table, where they joined in on sbardicus's songs. fiendus decided it was time to make his move. after his next tankard he set his reality flip to the table which moved three inches putting haggbuttus out of the picture. he then began singing an old drinking song he had learnt once before but that had never been finished...
"good king wences flopped it out
on the feasting table
hear the ladies scream and shout
i wonder if he's able
hahahahaha he cried
i can always get it high
rugen finish the freaking song......"
a challange sbardicus could not refuse and promptly missed his next drink and was disqualified. it was down to the two last remaining contestants. before fiendus could make his next move hadelolis spoke, saying, "you're shout."
"you win," said fiendus maximus. (damn this scottish blood.)