I have many interesting things to do, such as going to Pizza Hut in 20 
minutes. And now...my list of things to do at Pizza hut!!!!!

1.	Go to the dessert bar and put as much jelly as you can get into a 
bowl. Then put it in your drink. it makes all of these really cool 
squidgy noises when you suck on it. <squidgy>

2.	Headbutt waitresses. I know someone that does this. I don't know 
why. He'll just lean back as they are coming past and headbutt them. Weird.

3.	Play Pocket battleships. This is real fun. Especially when you 
shout out "You sunk my Cabanossi"

4.	Eat.

5.	Drink

6.	Be merry

7.	Take acid and see how well it reacts with different surfaces.

8.	Take every slice of every Meatlover's Pizza which comes up on the 
Works, so that noone else gets any.

9.	Take the Pizza Hut hostage and demand More toppings for less.

10.	Sing monty Python songs.

11.	Lend people money.

12.	tapdance on the tabletops

13.	Wear a werewolf costume and pretend that you're Saddam Hussein on 
a bad hair day.

14.	Sing "Mamma Mia"

15.	Bring your own pasta and sauce.

16.	Puke on the carpet.

Thankyou. I am much better now.

hagbutt or whatever