Lists!

Enough! Go ye and be amused.
• 100 ways to confuse your roomate
• 20 more ways to confuse your roomate
• 100 ways to freak out your roomate
• 94 tips for evil overlords
• Cultism 101: Being a cultish henchman
• 50 fun things to do in a final that doesn't matter
• 25 ways not to get invited back to church
• 45 cool things to do in a college shower stall
• 50 fun things for a professor to do
• 10 responses to telemarketers
• Fun things to do in an elevator
• More fun things to do in an elevator
• 99 Zany ways to order a pizza
• 25 ways to confuse your professors
• 32 ways to tick people off
• Top 10 serial killer pet peeves
• 148 things not to do or say for your thesis defense
• 20 ways to get people to tell you to shut up
• The facts of life
• HUM: Words to live by
• The laws!
• Hagbutt's list of things to do at Pizza Hut!
• Why?
• 101 ways to be obnoxious on Usenet
• 101 uses for human intestines
• The 10 commandments of coffee
• 10 fun things to do in a department store
• 10 things men SHOULDN'T say out loud in Victoria's Secret
• New Work Rules
• 16 ways to handle stress
• 50 fun things to do in a movie theatre
• Really annoying things
• Things to do when you're really bored
• The warning signs of insanity
• 50 fun things to do at Wal-Mart.
• 50 fun things to do in a mall.
• 30 things to do while driving