======================================================================== WAYS TO GET PEOPLE TO TELL YOU TO SHUT UP ======================================================================== 1. Echo yourself(example: How are you today..day..ay..ay..) 2. Talksofastthatnoonecanunderstandawordyousay.... 3. Sing annoying songs 4. Talk about something in great detail to someone who has no clue what the hell you're talking about 5. Laugh like a ManIac for no particular reason 6. Yell to a friend across the theater in the middle of a movie 7. Scream in someone's ear. 8. Talk about something disgusting 9. Talk in gibberish 10.Alktay inay igpay atinlay 11.Orop inop opop-topalopkop (Or in op-talk) 12.Tell REALLY bad puns 13.Jump from topic to topic with no warning 14.Talk loudly to a friend in front of members of the opposite sex, using the word "sex" often(only works with young teenagers) 15.Talk in rhyme. Don't stop when asked to 16.Sing WAY off key 17.Hold up a gerbil/mouse, talk in a squeaky voice and pretend that you are the gerbil/mouse 18.Talk about something blasphemous to very religious people ...or vice versa 19.Make a face. Hold it that way. People tell you to shut up even though you said nothing 20.Stare at someone for a long time without responding to "Got a staring problem?" etc. Once again, even though you said nothing, people will say "shut up" because you are disturbing them into confusion. (YESSSSS!:) -tiNa