Amnesia is another
one of those funky online novel things. But this one is different. This
one is interactive. This one allows you to contribute. This one has a
spiffy name.
I have finally taken the time to sort and verify these links, so they should all work. If any of them don't work, it is not my fault; it is because you've been looking at pornography and the Internet is angry at you. Send all your money to me and I will intercede with the Internet and make it happy with you again.
Amnesia is another
one of those funky online novel things. But this one is different. This
one is interactive. This one allows you to contribute. This one has a
spiffy name.
Anagram Generator,
just to mix up the words for everything.
The first Anti-Smurf Page on the
web. Funny, they always looked so innocent to me...
This April
Fools site has a lot of april fool's day usenet postings. Who knows
how many of them were by Malkavians?
Asylum is a
relatively new RPG from a company called Clockworks. The idea is that
everyone in the world has gone insane. There's no vampires in
it, but don't let that stop you.
The Center for the Easily Amused.
Unlike this place, which is reserved for those who are particularly
difficult to amuse, and who will be shot on the sevent...but I've said
too much.
Do you
worship small furry animals? There was a time, long ago, when The Church of the
Gerbil and the Church of the Bunny warred against each other. Now,
sadly, the bunny is no more. Invest in Habitrails and stay away from
Richard Gere. There is also an upstart
Church of Small Fuzzy Animals
that's trying to unify it all.
Conspiracy? Who said that!?! There's enough stuff for any paranoid at the Conspiracy page.
Dr. Demento is a very
cool musician. Plus, he has one of the coolest names ever.
Facade, a neat place with online Tarot,
I ching, Biorhythms, and more. Plus, it has a nice name.
Find A Grave lets you find out where
famous people are resting. Do with this as you will, just don't tell me.
Fishy fishy fishy
fishy! Look at fish over the internet! (Fishmalk version coming soon. Honest.)
Take a look at
Fortean Times, a journal
of strange phoenomena. They blew up a whale!
This site is a collection of
Illuminated Writings, some
of which are very Malkavian. I particularly recommend the Tales of Wayward
Fools.
The Internet
Oracle is wise and mighty. Yea verily, should thou go forth and find
it. Yea. (Don't ask about woodchucks. You'll be sorry.)
Of course, the
Kooks Museum is just a
little bit too obvious not to be included here. Therefore, it is
not. Or something like that...
The
Kult Of Toad
is mostly silly, but they've got some nice points somewhere in all that.
The last words of Dutch
Schultz
Lewis Carroll
came
up with some of the craziest ideas imaginable, such as Alice in
Wonderland, and The Walrus and the Carpenter, as well as the
Cheshire Cat and the Mad Hatter.
Loompanics
Unlimited is a source of truly demented material. Tell them Uncle
Malkav sent you; encourage them to carry the Clanbook.
Mad Hatter's
Day, a fantastic new holiday! I encourage all to celebrate it!
M.C. Escher,
one of the greatest and strangest artists ever.
Animal! Animal eat drums! No, no, Animal beat drums, not eat drums!
Sorry. Go to the Muppets Home
Page for more.
Napoleon XIV's
Album, "They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha Ha!"
The Pig latin
converter will convert any and all web pages into that most glorious
of languages, Pig Latin!
PythOnline, the ultimate respository
for all things Monty Pythonish. If you don't think they're funny...well,
then you don't think they're funny, and that's that. Oh, well.
The Question of
The Week is a really cool page run by a friend of Ere's, which asks a
random question, which should be answered in a Malkavian fashion.
Reality Mechanics is an
interesting collection of essays on... well, reality. Some nicely
Malkavian things here.
For those of you who don't know about it, you should go and find someone
who knows something about the DC Vertigo Comic Book Sandman.
For those of you that do, this is a very nice unpublished story about Delirium by
Karawynn Long.
Successful
Schizophrenia is an interesting website about the treatment
of schizophrenia.
Life is a big wild crazy tossed salad, but you don't eat it, no sir! You
live it! Isn't it great? Go to
The Tick Page. Keen!
Twinkies! is a
site where you can find out what tests some dedicated college researchers
performed on twinkies, including whether or not they're intelligent!
Uncle Abdul,
the Mad Kiddie Clown thinks you should go here for some
very evil ways to be mischevious. Okay, kids?
The Universal Life Church will
ordain anyone. Even Malks. Perfectly legal, too. It's handy to be an
ordained minister...
Have you ever watched flaming pop
tarts? Well, now's the time to take advantage of the opportunity!
Take this
weirdness
test. Anyone who comes to this page should score fairly high.
A Word a Day is a
nice mailing list which follows the theme of its name.
The World's First
collaborative sentence is a lot of fun, it sounds very Malkavian, but
it's exceptionally long, and you might get tired of it. Still, you can
either add to the new one, or peruse the old one here.
If there are any budding pages out there which should be linked here, mail them to me, and I will generate a sapling. (Either that, or I'll prune you.)