Recent additions-a blast from the present

If you just want to speak to the page-keeper, send mail to him.

If you've got something you want to see added to this motley collection, just email it to malkav@freeshell.org . It will be read, evaluated (but not printed (sorry, Lisp joke)), and will eventually appear on the page or in my trash folder. If you ask for feedback, I'll give it, but be warned that I don't believe in tact except on certain rare occasions. Also, some helpful hints:

• Unless your submission is graphical, please send it as plain ASCII text. That means cutting/copying it from whatever you used to write it and pasting it into the body of an email message. I can sometimes translate stuff, but not reliably.
• Giving it a title helps, because otherwise it gets listed as "something John Malkavian sent me." Similarly, make sure the name you want it credited to is clearly indicated. (All else being equal, I use what's in the signature.)
• As a general rule, we don't just link to peoples' homepages, so please don't ask. If you've got a page on something of interest to Malkavian players, that's another story.
• No angst-poetry. These are the 90s. (Soon they'll be the 00s.) Everyone is tortured and lives a bleak, hopeless existence.
• There are no such things as real vampires. If you send me email asking how to join the "real Malkavians" or how to become a vampire, the vampires who do not exist will give you a wedgie when you least expect it.

Assuming you've managed to survive all that, send it in and we'll see what happens.