Keepers' Picks: The sugary whipped topping of the Malkavians

First off, my picks of the latest stuff:

• Stories:
  • Good Morning, Caroline, by Parr Hesia.
• Rants:
  • Dry Well, by Riahanna.
  • To Whomever Has Been Messing With My Mind and My Life
  • This is your brain
• BigJobbs' Guide to World Domination.
• Language Lessons
• Things I Will Do If I Am Ever The Vampire.
• Nothing Rhymes With Soul-Wrenching Angst.

And now Ere's choices, from when he kept the page. Enjoy now, because someday they'll go away.

The secret greenprints of the Malk page

Scum: The Masquerade, a card game for any age...as long as they're clever...

From the Funny Lists Archive:

• 100 ways to confuse your roomate
• 94 tips for evil overlords
• Fun things to do in an elevator

From the Random Amusement Archive:

• A College Essay
• God's Re-election Campaign
• Barney's Relatives: *not* for children.
• The X(mas) Files
• Natural Selection among the M & Ms

The Hagbutt Collection from the Malkavian Songs Archive

• The Wob Wob Song
• The Life of a Grapefruit
• Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star
• Lemon Stew
• Lemon Stew, additional verses

The Parrhesian Games. Malkavian Olympics. 'nuff said.

The Malkavian Philosophy Page

• Malkavians and Zen

From The Malkavian Poetry Page:

• Fish Story, by an anomaly
• A Confession, by Charles Gerner
• Gossamer Wings by Nichole Johnson
• "Can you believe there are times when I hurt...", by S-Dexter the Third
• Indigo Prose, by Ian Turner
• Knife, by Parr
• A po-ehm, by harperr
• Love those Sandwiches, by princess dara
• But I can't, by Joseph Kuehn
• Doritos, by Parr

From The Malkavian Prose Page:

• Butterfly, by another alice
• The guru of confusion
• Rainbow trout, by another alice
• Wonder and originality are easily lost..., by Chip

From The Malkavian Stories Page:

• Heck, they're just about *all* really good here. Go look.
• The Edge ofInsanity
• A night in Phoenix
• Dangerous Knowledge: A serial detective novel of Malkham City